Terrible But Funny Jokes

Although these jokes are bad, they are really jaw-droppingly ridiculous. Don’t believe it? Check them now!

1. Can you put the trash out? I didn’t know it was on fire!

2. Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.

3. Dad, are you alright? No, I’m half left.

4. Have you heard about the movie “Constipation”? No! For Real? It hasn’t come out yet.

5. What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? CLAUStrophobia.

6. When this heals, will I be able to play the piano? Yes, of course. Great, I’ve always wanted to play an instrument!

7. Daddy, can you put on my shoes? I can try, but I don’t think they’ll fit!

8. What’s E.T. short for? It’s because of his little legs.

9. The first thing Santa’s elves have to learn in school is… the Elfabet.

10. Guess why birds fly south for the winter? It’s too far to walk.

11. How did Anakin know what gift Obi-Wan was going to give him? He felt his presents.

12. Do you want a box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.