The Horrible But Funny Puns
The horrible puns and one-liners are so ridiculous and stupid that they will definitely make you laugh.
1. So… is this a date? No, It’s a fig.
2. Nothing mattress anymore
3. French Kiss
4. Join the dock side and unicorn
5. Inbred cat
6. High Five
7. I’m sexy and I gnome it
8. Would you look at the thyme
9. Don’t use that tone with me.
10. Angelina Jobrie
11. I was the second man on the moon
12. Cereal killer
13. Bread pit
14. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfiesh!
15. The black eyed peas.
